Don't own 'em,don't make no money from 'em,don't wanna be sued.
Hey Dr. Jackson--whoa, what's up? Where'r we going? Not talking huh? Top secret maybe? I'm privy to a lot of secrets. Elevator ride? Up? Hmm...this is your floor, isn't it? Around a corner--
"Hey Daniel, wait up!"
What? Whoa! Dr. Jackson, you just pushed me into a dark closet, what's the big idea?!?
"Oh, hey Jack."
"Wanna get something to eat?"
"Sure, meet you topside in twenty?"
"Okay."
Somebody's footsteps are fading, I hope it isn't Dr. Jackson's! Ah, it was the General's, Dr. Jackson and I are moving again, faster this time. So, don't want the General to know eh? Hey, slow down before we--
"Sorry Bill!"
...hit someone! I do hope we get there in one piece! Around another corner and...oh, so this is what Dr.Jackson's office looks like? Hmm...I don't see any rocks...the General is always going on about the rocks in Dr. Jackson's office...artifacts, that's what the Doctor calls them. So these are artifacts huh? Pretty cool Dr. J., can I call you that? We're gonna be spending a lot of time together--
"Daniel!"
...or not.
"Hey, Jack...you...you...want something else?"
Don't think he's buying the innocent act Dr.J.
"My office, now!"
Sorry Dr. J.
It's back onto the elevator, Dr. J. is sulking, the General, arms folded, is keeping an eye on him.
"Bill." Dr. J. mutters.
"How's that?"
"It had to be Bill! No way you could get down then back up that fast! If you had Hammond would have gotten the blame!"
"Daniel, Daniel, Daniel...I see all, I know all."
"Once a Tok'ra." Daniel muttered then looked away embarrassed when the General glared at him.
The doors opened to the twenty-seventh floor and we strolled back to the General's office.
"Satisfied?!?" Daniel snapped and stalked to the door.
"Yes. Now change and have your ass topside in fifteen."
"Powermonger!" Daniel retorted and stalked out.
"Least I'm not Napoleanic." Jack murmured and broke into a grin, he turned to the desk and moved to the computer where he began typing.
Memo to all personnel:
Beware of SGC thief.
Description: Six foot even, brown hair, blue eyes, wears glasses. Goes by the name: Daniel Jackson, aka: DanielJackson and Rockboy.
If found with suspicious items such as desk, table, rug, chair, lamp, etc., detain and notify General O'Neill immediately.
I could barely contain my laughter as he clicked send.
Dr.J. will be on the warpath once he see's that.
"Thinks he's going to get away with stealing you does he? HA!"
The General turned off his computer and headed for the door, with a last look at me and a nod, he left for the night.
I am a chair...a leather desk chair...I have seen and heard all of the secrets of the SGC... I have seated Generals and Doctors...I am not just any old chair, I am...The Seat Of Power!
I recalled Daniel saying in 'Proving Ground' how much he liked General's Hammond's chair.
In 'Prometheus Unbound', when Jack and Daniel find Hammond in Jack's office Hammond says he came for Daniel and the chair.